Captain. Anton Eustace Frobisher. Space Explorer, runner up in the 1905 Proffesional Grimacing Championships and currently marooned on...
Lord Cockswain, reknowned naturalist, pillock of the community and revered hero of many a scuffle in our solar...
The Moon Mistress, vigilante warrior, bringer of justice to rogue automatons and inspiration to millions from across our...
Dr. Xhislby 'Ex' Exley Ph.D., recent graduate of the Badloe Institute of Advanced Chemical, Physical, Biological and Aetheric...
Sean Cuspel, self proclaimed 'Boss of Gravity' who states in his promotional pamphlet that he can induce singularities...
Sturt Rambling is large. He once covered himself in vanilla oil and bare knuckle boxed a full grown...
The Honorable Q. Marcel Lovejoy, is an affable soul, cheerful and graceful in disposition, he enjoys nothing more...
Arbel Symetric, a F.M.O.M. Industries manufactured automatic man is pictured here. We send our pleas to its owner,...
Crudmobot 370, a fine piece of Grordbortian manufacturing if ever we saw one, was initially programmed for helping...
Queen Spassoibk, from Yiposzyslythxkiasckianx 77, you know just up the way from Grulioffexorghieblijumkgdopelz 4, has just sent us...
Captain Ernst Kurtzwattle, (King Leopold XVII's Belgian Jupiter Shrubber Tree and Tusk Company, New Ypres, Jupiter Free State)...
Stella Lexiphon, lady of high society and well-rounded personality has written us this ample testimonial. Its narrative is...
Sir Benedict Wrigley is pictured here on the left. Sir Wrigley is a noteworthy socialite whose interests and...
Arch-Cardinal Venetrix Superion The Lesser, is an ornery old git. Never invite him to a party. That's party...
Don Hernando Montoya Ramo, (Second Sub-Commander of the aethership 'El Nuncio de Dolor', De la Vega Armada), is...
Captain Clive Karlinio is an intergalactic mercenary who scours our galaxy commiting random acts of space-violence with his jaw.
Buck Offendai, Self proclaimed Space 'Hero' (and by some accounts, something of a catch) is another in the...
Sgt. Phillpot McCraken (Waitangi Rangers Scout Company), runner-up in this years All-Male Bare-Backed Cleft-Wedging Championships (whereby contestants attempt...
Donovan Goldwater Esq. AKA 'Shufty Five Fingers', has written to us in what we believe is Swahili with...
Vengeance Potentate, vigilante justice dispenser and wearer of figure hugging moon suits is famous for her stern looks....
Princess Ceruleao, a member of the Royal family of Obscurio 5 and interplanetary travel enthusiast is always in...
Violent George, the name says it all. George, towering at just under seven foot tall, is actually a...
Fusillade Evans, Pilot for the Pan-European Orbital Attack force and competitive Scowler took some time off from his...
Benjamin Snooker, a daring man of adventure whose travels have taken him from the deepest jungles of South...
Sgt. Jarvis Bruntlington, soldier in the Offworld Epeditionary Pre-Meditative-Defense Force 'Fist 44' has seen action across our solar...
Jahukara Lowrg, a fuzzy, mishapen asortment of limbs and lumpy bits that look as if they were assembled...
Sir Douglas Punchmellon-Smythe, an adventurer and explorer of note who is famed for his discovery and subsequent ascents...
Colonel Augustus Patrick Harrison. OBE, VC & Bar. Her Imperial Majesty's 3rd Venusian Rifles, pictured here to the...
Jack X. Reaver, a General and EDL Commander is depicted here in his armoured battle suit which Dr....
Throckmorton P. Ruddygore, Esq: Throckster, Throcky or the Throckmotron to his friends, a dashed fiend when it comes...
Colonel Elijah St. John Holdstock (retired), yet another retired Colonel with nothing to do with his spare time...
Jaques of Duval, Count of Lozan has submitted this gibbering diatribe for acceptance as a testimonial. Clearly, due...
Thom Ascoates, a reclusive figure who lost the top most area of his head in an horrendous Bison...
Admiral Sir Yakov Czedos, famous in his homeland as a war hero and for his prowess in the...
Imperilax HiiFroont XXXIV, who hails itself as the Exalted ruler of the Balasitian Empire sends this missive as...
Edward Calamity (aka Ed Destructo), a self proclaimed man of mystery, duellist and smuggler of ladies unmentionables (last...
Matthias Howard O'Carneigh, a youth of some keen intellect with a solid grasp of the complex wave sciences...
Colonel W. Crook (retired), famed in his younger years for cleansing the solar systems many moons of Brigands,...
Commander Jess Navaho, an Agent at Octopus V Off-World Corp (OV-OWC) and 3 time Interstellar Men's Toilets Sword...
Ms. M. Ralt II, a reputed time traveller and self confessed ne'er-do-well has divulged her nefarious doings in...
Sarahna Truelight, Warrior Goddess of the Platinum Crown, a majestic young thing whose sparkling intellect and razor sharp...
Lord Partario Chittingfold, a Viceroy no less, underwent augmentive surgery at the hands of Doctor Grordbort, and despite...
Colonel Jack W Phillipson, a noted weapons collector and playwright, penman of theatrical escapades such as "How We...
D.Daedalus III, an infamous socialite whose sordid escapades have captured many a gossip column headline (such as the...
Counter Vice Colonel, Minor, Rottingbottom IX (ret), a braggard and dunce (yet previously in command of a regiment...
Kid Shadow (pubescent vigilante) has somehow found time in his hectic schedule of off-world crime fighting and relentess...
Henry Broderick Tittlebrook of London, previously employed as editor of gentlemens periodical 'Nursery Harlot', now an educator of...
Frederik Smythe, A Colonel and part-time goat husbandrist in His Majesty's Interstellar Army currently posted on Mars, insisted...
Captain Jim Grundlingson of Thruttingshire on Water, a half crazed, permanently drunk twat with no social skills offered...
Lady Shivingham III, learned crypto-biologist and collector of dried Nepalese monk prepuces gave this quip under no coercion:
Lady Pantsham, a woman of no small repute, gifted consumer of navy rum and last years all-ages womans...
Lord Vizier Ct'honal, a grotesque insult to nature and apparently the High General of the Vanguriz Interstellar Invasion...
Major Alfred Beardlington, a celebrated explorer and reported moose manipulator had this to say:
