Lady Shivingham III

Lady Shivingham III, learned crypto-biologist and collector of dried Nepalese monk prepuces gave this quip under no coercion:

"Some short time after ordering, a brand new Bifurnilizer was delivered to my home and I was immediately impressed by its handsome polish and fine cast iron manufacture. I set the device to work promptly and had no difficulty in bifurnilizing a local tomcat, some fresh tomatoes and my vanity mirror, all of which I will submit for contention at this month?s town fair. I cannot thank Dr. Grordbort enough and await the delivery of my Rectmoprobe with baited breath."

12th August 1921