Sean Cuspel, self proclaimed 'Boss of Gravity' who states in his promotional pamphlet that he can induce singularities and gravity wells using only his mind and a bottle of Absynth has wrote to us to state this turgid mind vomit:

"I have use your Mind focusing Alpha Wave manipulator 6600 to make help me more black holes for the embetterment of mankind. Previous of this time my intellect may manifest only one depression in the space time fabrics. Now, thanks be to you, my brain may implementalise 4 to 47 gaps into which light may not leave. Praise heap upon you like too many fish from fishing boat."