Lady Pantsham, a woman of no small repute, gifted consumer of navy rum and last years all-ages womans arm-pit wrestling champion afforded this monologue:

"Marvellous engineering - thanks to the Posteriotron 12, my husband may soon regain the use of his nether regions which had been in a delicate state since that unfortunate incident in Siberia. The Aft Flatulisor has greatly improved the atmosphere at our dinner parties and the miraculous Restroxication Emitter has raised Lord Pantsham's spirits like Monsieur Eiffel's tower at the World's Fair!"

5th October 1906