Kid Shadow (pubescent vigilante) has somehow found time in his hectic schedule of off-world crime fighting and relentess self satisfaction to scribe this insightful babble:

"My dad is a fan of a .45 in each hand but when fighting the blue savages in the jungles of Venus or destroying green, four armed warriors in the Martian Canals, hot lead and gunpowder just don't do the trick. The Goliathan 83 Infinity Beam Projector has all of the kick of my dad's old-fashioned favorites with only a little ozone smell to tell the tale. When confronting criminals in the slums to the far end of Halcyon Seven, I demand the Goliathan 83 for all of my hand-gun needs!"