D.Daedalus III, an infamous socialite whose sordid escapades have captured many a gossip column headline (such as the Camel and hose pipe incident of '21) has revealed this juicy insight into his obviously riveting lifestyle:

"I wish to express my deepest thanks to the brilliant Doctor Grordbort for his excellent line of Aether Oscillators. In particular, when traipsing about the Omniverse, I just wouldn't be complete without the F.M.O.M Industries Wave Disrupter Gun at my side. Masculine yet sexy, stylish, powerful.

It's the perfect accoutrement for the well dressed, well travelled gentlemen. It's also the ideal method for dealing with those pesky mutant paparazzi cloned up by the evil Tabloid Conglomerates of Old Earth. I will always remember the first time I used the WDG on a bothersome plague of such vermin boorishly tailing me in my convertible Stardog 55 as I was trying to pull a Genozean starlet from Vidi XXX. I vaporized the lot of them with an inspired reverse shot using the rear-view mirror, and the weapon was so well balanced that my hand never had to leave the thigh of my beautiful passenger.

Suffice to say it was a night to remember (it's true what they say about Vidi XXX girls), and I owe it all to my F.M.O.M Industries Wave Disrupter Gun!"