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Choko

Choko, the hamster-ape boy, a bright young chap who suffers absolutely no retardation due to medical experimentation at an early age, sent us this glowing report on the application of the Manmelter 3600ZX:

"Dear Dr. Grordbort, Me likes the Manmelter my master Sir Reginald Manfredmanfredson recently purchased from your brightly colored foul smelling lab. Manmelter used to make banana skin go away leaving crispy banana inside for me eats. I also seen Sir Reginald fire Manmelter at large butterfly. He have setting on reverse and added two human sized hands to butterfly and lion tail. Butterfly no fly anymore.

Until we visit again father,

Choko, the hamster-ape boy."