Captain Jim Grundlingson
Captain Jim Grundlingson of Thruttingshire on Water, a half crazed, permanently drunk twat with no social skills offered this insight after using the Manmelter 3600ZX:
"...upon discharging the weapon I felt and heard a fizzing in me extremeties. Looking down I noted, with some apprehension, the trails of vapour or perhaps smoke coiling from me boots. Nevertheless, me target, a young seal pup, was reduced to a bubbling ground stew and feeling came back to me groin in approximately six weeks."
6th November 1926
