You've been vaporising your compadres Grordbort-style in Team Fortress 2 with your Cow Mangler and your Righteous Bison.
Now that you can handle a Righteous Bison in TF2, we're giving you the opportunity to even out the odds in real life with a 'real' Bison made of real atoms.
We have therefore instructed our retail brethren at Weta to offer you
US$20 off a Righteous Bison
(when you flaunt the secret case sensitive code: TF2BISON4REAL) during the options phase of the checkout process.
THIS OFFER IS NOW CLOSED...
Get a Bison - it puts hair on your chest! *
*[Metaphorically! Actual hair growth is a rare side-effect experienced mainly among pre-pubescent handlers]