Since the dawn of time, man has gazed wearily with fear and contempt into the cosmos. One luminescent beacon in particular has looked back, chiding and heckling is like some giant white space jerk. The Moon.
Now, thanks to Dr. Grordbort we have a means of heckling back and then some!
The Moon Hater is second to none in sheer annihilatroy potential, and a scale replica embodying it's haughty distaste of all things satellitesque has been built.
This scale miniature has been prototyped in a realsitic paint finish as well as a spiffy looking pewter style.
Although currently unavailable, the Moon Hater may yet see the production line.