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The Fan - a Most Ingenious Implement!

Until recently, Grordbort Industries laboured under the apparent misapprehension that a "Fan" was merely another contraption for blowing smoke up somebody's arse.

However, it has been brought to our attention that "Fan" can also symbolise a "fanatical follower". And quite possibly other things as well, but we dare not speculate.

To the point: Several of these "Fans" have congregated at a rift in the time-space continuum known as "The Shadow And Flame" and founded an "Infallible Forum". All this is very daunting.

At a recent expedition to the Infallible Forum, we discovered - much to our amusement - that the "fans" have been studying Grordbort Industries and started fashioning what can only be described as effigies in surprisingly close approximation of the actual persons and objects.

There's the rascal Tagdot (possibly of Venusian descent) who has expertly shrunk Lord Cockswain's Endangerer IV to the approximate size of a bottle of Lagavulin. Which is of course fitting on so many levels. There is a picture sequence on the Flick Model "R" to support his claims.

A chap known colloquially only as "Leonard" seems particularly handy with the raw materials and has completed an idol of Arch-Cardinal Venetrix (the pompous git... Venetrix, not Leonard.). He has also commenced a bust of Lord Cockswain which is looking promising. There is obviously some talent there. He has also customised a Righteous Bison and now calls it The Green Fairy!

There is also the occasional attempt at weapons piracy, like "Steve" trying to imitate the inimitable Silver Mantiss, which is of course impos... hang on... oh, there are more images... right, forget what I said, the man is obviously in possession of original blueprints! It's beginning to look indistinguishable from the real item. Astounding!

Finally, don't miss:

Quatermass' implements for the eradication of various pests, such as peddlers and spotty venusian teenagers. Or his Personal Protection Barrier Generator. Horrendously clever chap.

And Dr Guy's Theoretical Study of Venusian Evolution is a must-read. A brilliant xenobiological endeavour.

There is much worth begawking on the Infallible Forum. I suggest you make your way there promptly!

 

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